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One Path To Rule Them All

From £12.83

For the group chat that has spent more time planning the walk than actually walking.

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10 colours

  • Maroon
  • Black
  • Navy
  • Purple
  • Forest Green
  • Dark Chocolate
  • Cardinal
  • Turf Green
  • Charcoal
  • Military Green

Sizes

  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
  • 3XL

See the size chart

Fabric

Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.

About our fabrics

About the design

For the group chat that has spent more time planning the walk than actually walking.

A sunset scene shows a cloaked wizard leading two pack-laden travellers and one very large, very hairy companion across the hills, wrapped in the badge text One Path To Rule Them All and Mordor Or Bust Trekking Co. Printed on the classic Gildan 5000 tee.

A brilliant gift for the fantasy fan, hiking group organiser, or anyone who has ever joked about a quest instead of a walk, whether it is a birthday, Christmas, or just because.

Who it is for

  • Fantasy fans and hiking group organisers
  • Birthday, Christmas, and just-because gifts
  • Fathers Day presents for geeky dads
  • Anyone who loves a novelty parody design
  • Fans of quest, adventure, and trekking humour

What it is made of

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it is extra trendy now!

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0-5.3 oz/yd2 (170-180 g/m2)
  • Open-end yarn
  • Tubular fabric
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.

Size chart

Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Gildan 5000

Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.

Garment measurements in inches and cm
SizeLengthWidthSleeve length
S28.0 in71 cm18.0 in46 cm15.6 in40 cm
M29.0 in74 cm20.0 in51 cm17.0 in43 cm
L30.0 in76 cm22.0 in56 cm18.5 in47 cm
XL31.0 in79 cm24.0 in61 cm20.0 in51 cm
2XL32.0 in81 cm26.0 in66 cm21.5 in55 cm
3XL33.0 in84 cm28.0 in71 cm22.8 in58 cm

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