Trail Running Is Just Hiking With Poor Decisions

About the design

Because honestly, the trailhead doesn't care about your life choices — but your lungs definitely do. This design says what every trail runner secretly knows but would never admit at the start line. Bold vintage-style artwork features a lone runner powering up the trail with the words "Trail Running Is Just Hiking With Poor Decisions — Still Faster Though" in chunky, high-contrast lettering. It's the shirt for runners who take their sport seriously but themselves absolutely not.

The Gildan Softstyle 64000 runs slightly fitted — we'd recommend sizing up if you prefer a more relaxed fit. Whether it's a birthday gift for your favourite masochist or a treat-yourself reward for surviving that hill that nearly ended you, this tee lands every time. Perfect for parkrun obsessives, fell runners, ultramarathon hopefuls, or anyone who treats a mountain as a personal nemesis.

Who it is for

• Trail runners, fell runners, and ultramarathon enthusiasts
• Birthday or Christmas gift for a runner
• Gift for him — running-mad husband, brother, son, or mate
• Anyone who runs uphill voluntarily and calls it fun
• Novelty gift for the fitness fanatic who has everything

What it is made of

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.