If I Flatline Save My Splits

About the design

Some runners chase a PB. This one just wants someone to protect the data if it all goes wrong on the trail.

A weathered vintage badge captures a lone desert trail runner mid-stride, headband on, cutting down a dusty path between towering saguaro cacti and a sun-baked mesa. Retro striped sky colours and a distressed texture give it a proper worn-in, adventure-poster feel, with the bold tagline If I Flatline, Save My Splits printed beneath.

A brilliant gift for the dad, husband, or trail runner in your life who takes their splits far more seriously than their heart rate warnings. Great for Fathers Day, birthdays, Christmas, or crossing the line at their next ultra.

Who it is for

• Trail runners and desert hikers who love a bit of dark humour
• Fathers Day, birthday or Christmas running gifts
• Dads, husbands and running club mates who track every split
• Ultra runners, 5k joggers, and weekend trail regulars
• Anyone who has ever joked about dying mid-run for a new PB

What it is made of

You have now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It is made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves adds more durability to what is sure to be a favourite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd2 (153 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.