Stop Staring At My Rack

About the design

She grills, she banters, and she absolutely does not need you looking at her rack — well, not like that. This cheeky vintage-sign design features a bold, weathered-poster aesthetic with a BBQ-aproned raccoon proudly presenting a rack of ribs — and a very firm instruction about where to keep your eyes. The "Stop Staring At My Rack — Eyes Up Here" slogan lands perfectly for any woman who rules the grill and keeps the crowd laughing while she does it. Whether she's the one holding court at the summer cookout, the birthday girl who takes her BBQ seriously, or the mate who always has the best apron and the best comeback — this tee was made for her. A genuinely funny gift that doesn't take itself too seriously, from someone who clearly knows her.

Who it is for

• Women who love BBQ and aren't shy about it
• A funny birthday gift for her
• A brilliant Father's Day alternative — for the mum who does all the grilling
• Anyone who appreciates a good double entendre with their brisket
• Novelty gift seekers who want something actually original

What it is made of

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.