Mug
Slow Play Champion
From £11.26
For the golfer who reads every putt… from every angle… twice. One side shows their name as the official "SLOW PLAY CHAMPION", complete with a trophy-winning golf ball and the small print: "Please allow 3–5 working days per putt." The other side features our hand-drawn Fairway Fox, lining up a putt from inches away while birds nest in his golf bag, under the words everyone else in the group is thinking: "JUST PUTT IT… ALREADY." A funny, personalised gift for every golfer who takes their time on the green.
Choose colour and size on Etsy (opens in a new tab)You'll check out in our Etsy shop. Printed by Printful and posted to you.
This design is personalised. You add the name or text on Etsy when you order, and it is printed exactly as you type it.
About the design
For the golfer who reads every putt… from every angle… twice. One side shows their name as the official "SLOW PLAY CHAMPION", complete with a trophy-winning golf ball and the small print: "Please allow 3–5 working days per putt." The other side features our hand-drawn Fairway Fox, lining up a putt from inches away while birds nest in his golf bag, under the words everyone else in the group is thinking: "JUST PUTT IT… ALREADY." A funny, personalised gift for every golfer who takes their time on the green.
Who it is for
- Christmas gift for the slowest golfer in your four-ball
- Golf stocking filler or Secret Santa
- Birthdays, Father's Day or retirement
- Dads, grandads, partners and golf-mad friends
- The 19th hole, or the coffee before tee-off
How to personalise
- Enter the name you'd like on the mug, up to 12 characters, e.g. Dave, Dad, Grandad or a nickname. We print it exactly as typed, so please double-check the spelling.
The mug
- White glossy ceramic, printed on both sides
- Choose 11oz or 15oz
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Vivid, long-lasting print
Made to order
- Each mug is printed just for you, so we can't accept returns for change of mind. If your mug arrives damaged or faulty, message us and we'll put it right.
About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.
