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One Million Beers Please

From £12.83

Some orders are modest. This one is not, and the werewolf making it looks like he could enforce it.

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11 colours

  • Maroon
  • Black
  • Navy
  • Forest Green
  • Dark Chocolate
  • Cardinal
  • Charcoal
  • Gold
  • Sand
  • Yellow Haze
  • White

Sizes

  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
  • 3XL

See the size chart

Fabric

Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.

About our fabrics

About the design

Some orders are modest. This one is not, and the werewolf making it looks like he could enforce it.

Printed as a bold full back graphic for maximum impact. The One Million Beers Please design features a snarling werewolf under a blood moon, two foaming steins raised high, set against a graveyard scene in a bold horror poster style.

A brilliantly silly gift for the dad, husband, or mate who takes his beer seriously but never takes himself too seriously. Whether it is a birthday, Fathers Day, a Halloween laugh, or just a solid stag night staple, this one never needs explaining.

Who it is for

  • Beer fans, pub regulars, and craft ale enthusiasts of all persuasions
  • Fathers Day or birthday gift for dad or husband
  • Funny Halloween or Christmas present for the man who has never said no to another round
  • Stag do, night out, or party gift for the groups biggest beer lover
  • Novelty gift for anyone who considers the pub a second home

What it is made of

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it is extra trendy now!

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0-5.3 oz/yd2 (170-180 g/m2)
  • Open-end yarn
  • Tubular fabric
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.

Size chart

Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Gildan 5000

Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.

Garment measurements in inches and cm
SizeLengthWidthSleeve length
S28.0 in71 cm18.0 in46 cm15.6 in40 cm
M29.0 in74 cm20.0 in51 cm17.0 in43 cm
L30.0 in76 cm22.0 in56 cm18.5 in47 cm
XL31.0 in79 cm24.0 in61 cm20.0 in51 cm
2XL32.0 in81 cm26.0 in66 cm21.5 in55 cm
3XL33.0 in84 cm28.0 in71 cm22.8 in58 cm

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