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No Pineapple On Pizza

From £12.83

Some things don't belong on pizza. Period. This bold statement shirt is for pizza purists who stand firm against pineapple on pizza. No apologies, no compromise, no Hawaiian.

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9 colours

  • Maroon
  • Black
  • Navy
  • Cardinal
  • Dark Heather
  • Sapphire
  • Charcoal
  • Military Green
  • Brown Savana

Sizes

  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL

See the size chart

Fabric

Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.

About our fabrics

About the design

Some things don't belong on pizza. Period. This bold statement shirt is for pizza purists who stand firm against pineapple on pizza. No apologies, no compromise, no Hawaiian.

Pizza nights, pizzeria staff wear, Italian restaurants, casual wear with attitude, pizza debates at parties, showing your pizza credentials, making your stance crystal clear.

Pizza purists, Italian food traditionalists, pizza lovers with opinions, pizzeria owners, anti-pineapple activists, birthday presents for the opinionated foodie, Christmas for the pizza snob, conversation starter gift.

The design

  • Bold, unapologetic text for those who take their pizza traditions seriously. Perfect for Italian food purists, pizza lovers with strong opinions, and anyone who believes fruit has no place on a pie.

What it is made of

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
  • Open-end yarn
  • Tubular fabric
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Size chart

Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Gildan 5000

Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.

Garment measurements in inches and cm
SizeLengthWidthSleeve length
S28.0 in71 cm18.0 in46 cm15.6 in40 cm
M29.0 in74 cm20.0 in51 cm17.0 in43 cm
L30.0 in76 cm22.0 in56 cm18.5 in47 cm
XL31.0 in79 cm24.0 in61 cm20.0 in51 cm
2XL32.0 in81 cm26.0 in66 cm21.5 in55 cm

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