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Life In The Fast Lane Til They Beamed Me Up

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Some road trips end with a full tank of petrol. This one ended with an alien abduction.

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8 colours

  • Black
  • True Navy
  • Graphite
  • Navy
  • Sage
  • Midnight
  • Pepper
  • Denim

Sizes

  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
  • 3XL
  • 4XL

See the size chart

Fabric

Premium Heavyweight. Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel and washed-out colour. Thicker than our classic range and made to last, which is why it costs a little more.

About our fabrics

About the design

Some road trips end with a full tank of petrol. This one ended with an alien abduction.

A vintage-style circular badge design centres on a desert highway rolling toward a rising sun, flanked by mesas and a hovering UFO beaming up a lone figure below a starry night sky. Bold arched lettering reads Life In The Fast Lane above and Til They Beamed Me Up below, giving it a retro sci-fi road trip feel.

A brilliant novelty gift for dad, grandad, or anyone who takes their road trip stories just a little too far. Great for Fathers Day, birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion that calls for something a bit different.

Who it is for

  • Sci-fi and UFO fans with a good sense of humour
  • Fathers Day, birthday or Christmas gifts
  • Dads, grandads and husbands who love a retro design
  • Road trips, camping nights, or everyday wear
  • Anyone who needs a ready-made excuse for going quiet

What it is made of

If you are looking for a thick, structured tee that is also super soft and breathable, look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd2 (206.8 g/m2)
  • Garment-dyed
  • Relaxed fit
  • 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
  • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
  • Blank product sourced from Honduras

About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.

Size chart

Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Comfort Colors 1717

Heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed, boxy fit and a lived-in feel from the first wear.

Garment measurements in inches and cm
SizeLengthWidthSleeve length
S26.6 in68 cm18.3 in46 cm16.3 in41 cm
M28.0 in71 cm20.3 in51 cm17.8 in45 cm
L29.4 in75 cm22.0 in56 cm19.0 in48 cm
XL30.8 in78 cm24.0 in61 cm20.5 in52 cm
2XL31.6 in80 cm26.0 in66 cm21.8 in55 cm
3XL32.5 in83 cm27.8 in70 cm23.3 in59 cm
4XL33.5 in85 cm29.8 in76 cm24.6 in63 cm