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In Pizza We Crust

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When life's big questions come down to one answer — it's always pizza. This bold, attitude-packed design puts the pizza skull front and centre — a gothic sugar skull rendered in blazing red, green, and white, built around the only creed that matters: In Pizza We Crust. Part Day of the Dead, part pizzeria wall art, entirely unhinged in the best possible way. Whether it's a gift for the pizza obsessive in your life or a well-earned treat for yourself, this tee says everything that needs to be said. It's dark, it's funny, and it absolutely does not apologise for either.

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20 colours

  • Maroon
  • Navy
  • Forest Green
  • Dark Chocolate
  • Royal
  • Dark Heather
  • Turf Green
  • Sapphire
  • Heliconia
  • Charcoal
  • Military Green
  • Tropical Blue
  • Brown Savana
  • Irish Green
  • Carolina Blue
  • Black
  • Purple
  • Orange
  • Gold
  • White

Sizes

  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL

See the size chart

Fabric

Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.

About our fabrics

About the design

When life's big questions come down to one answer — it's always pizza. This bold, attitude-packed design puts the pizza skull front and centre — a gothic sugar skull rendered in blazing red, green, and white, built around the only creed that matters: In Pizza We Crust. Part Day of the Dead, part pizzeria wall art, entirely unhinged in the best possible way. Whether it's a gift for the pizza obsessive in your life or a well-earned treat for yourself, this tee says everything that needs to be said. It's dark, it's funny, and it absolutely does not apologise for either.

Who it is for

  • Pizza lovers who take their slices seriously (and nothing else)
  • Fans of gothic, skull, or Day of the Dead design styles
  • A birthday gift, Christmas gift, or "just because" gift for him
  • Anyone who's ever chosen pizza over literally anything else
  • Novelty gift hunters looking for something with a bit of an edge

What it is made of

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
  • Open-end yarn
  • Tubular fabric
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.

Size chart

Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Gildan 5000

Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.

Garment measurements in inches and cm
SizeLengthWidthSleeve length
S28.0 in71 cm18.0 in46 cm15.6 in40 cm
M29.0 in74 cm20.0 in51 cm17.0 in43 cm
L30.0 in76 cm22.0 in56 cm18.5 in47 cm
XL31.0 in79 cm24.0 in61 cm20.0 in51 cm
2XL32.0 in81 cm26.0 in66 cm21.5 in55 cm

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