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65 Million Years Low and Slow

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Sixty-five million years of low and slow, and the results speak for themselves. Meet the original BBQ legend — a T-Rex who survived (well, almost) on nothing but patience, smoke, and prehistoric fire. The Jurassic BBQ design drops him on a beach lounger, smoker fired up beside him, meteors raining down, and absolutely zero plans to move. "65M Years Low and Slow" isn't just a slogan — it's a philosophy.

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10 colours

  • Gold
  • Sand
  • Lime
  • Sky
  • Natural
  • Yellow Haze
  • Light Pink
  • Ice Grey
  • Light Blue
  • Ash

Sizes

  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL

See the size chart

Fabric

Classic. Gildan heavy cotton: the dependable everyday tee, sweatshirt and hoodie, in the widest choice of colours.

About our fabrics

About the design

Sixty-five million years of low and slow, and the results speak for themselves. Meet the original BBQ legend — a T-Rex who survived (well, almost) on nothing but patience, smoke, and prehistoric fire. The Jurassic BBQ design drops him on a beach lounger, smoker fired up beside him, meteors raining down, and absolutely zero plans to move. "65M Years Low and Slow" isn't just a slogan — it's a philosophy.

Rendered in a classic vintage collegiate print style, this design has serious personality — the kind that gets noticed at the garden gate before you've even fired up the coals. A dinosaur doing BBQ properly? That's a shirt worth wearing. Whether it's a birthday, Father's Day, or a just-because gift for the bloke who takes his smoking times very seriously, this one lands every time.

Who it is for

  • BBQ lovers with a serious sense of humour
  • Dinosaur fans who also happen to grill
  • Father's Day gifts for dad or grandad
  • Birthday gifts for him, husband, or brother
  • Anyone who believes great BBQ cannot be rushed

What it is made of

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
  • Open-end yarn
  • Tubular fabric
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

About our designs: each design is created by us using a mix of AI image tools and our own editing, then printed to order by our production partner. Product images are mockups of the finished design on the product, and some are digitally created or edited. Colours may vary slightly between screens.

Size chart

Measured flat across the garment. Width is armpit to armpit; double it for the full chest. Length runs from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

Gildan 5000

Classic heavy cotton tee with a regular unisex fit. Take your usual size, or size up for a roomier fit.

Garment measurements in inches and cm
SizeLengthWidthSleeve length
S28.0 in71 cm18.0 in46 cm15.6 in40 cm
M29.0 in74 cm20.0 in51 cm17.0 in43 cm
L30.0 in76 cm22.0 in56 cm18.5 in47 cm
XL31.0 in79 cm24.0 in61 cm20.0 in51 cm
2XL32.0 in81 cm26.0 in66 cm21.5 in55 cm

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